genius of the crowd

 My job is so shady, I don't want to look for another job because, this one is close to my house, very close, and I am sure they are willing to work around my school schedule, but these people, 'estan pesadas', really though, they're some really inconsiderate people.

It boggles my mind how ignorant some of them are, lack of common sense, to the fullest extent.

I feel as though it wears me out, and just ... I don't know, it's not positive, but it's not so negative besides the complaining, but it kind of hits hard. 

 I love you so much, but I hate your habit, your one habit, THAT ONE HABIT. 

Everyday, everyday, a beer a beer, I dislike it so much, it's so saddening to me, and the fact that you KNOW, you know you know you know.

You get grumpy sometimes, you pass out, you have a DUI for christ sake's.


Let's see. 

Secret stupid self-inflicted mind plague. Kiss kiss kiss. Haha. 

I love you baby boy.

I want my colon cleansed. No joke.

I want to spoon, I wanted to spoon, but it's been too hot.  

Man, I hate when I get carried away on Photo Booth haha, but it makes you look pale :) I think that camera is slightly flattering, yes I said it. 

I want rhinoplasty.

I hate that I wasted all those polaroids, such a gamble using those eBay cameras, should have just used the One Step and had actual shots. AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! On my overexposed shots I plan on writing quotes in all sorts of fonts. 

"Don't Try."

Do you have any  quotes you like, nothing long, more of a ... term, or phrase, you know... I need to take English classes. 

What you'll need: Inkjet-printable shrink plastic (clear or white)–
Michael’s and Pearl usually have it Oven or toaster oven Cookie sheet
Parchment paper — check the grocery store next to the plastic wrap and tinfoil
Scissors and/or X-acto knife Hole punch (optional)

Your pictures will shrink significantly, so choose ones that will be easily recognizable at a very small size. Since the plastic may not shrink proportionately, cut the photos into shapes that can stand a little wobbliness. Ovals and circles are pretty forgiving; squares and rectangles will come out off-kilter and drive you up the wall. Crop them into the shape you want in the computer, or do it by hand after they print out.


Resize your chosen images in Photoshop/ GIMP/ whatever. Make them 2-3 times larger than you want the final pieces to be. Arrange the images so they will print on letter-sized piece of paper. You can fit several images on a sheet so you don’t waste materials. Since the colors will darken and saturate as the plastic shrinks, adjust the output on your printer to nearly the minimum color intensity. All other printer settings should be the same as printing on plain paper. Print the images on a sheet of shrink plastic and let it dry for a minute or two before handling it.

Cut the images out using scissors or X-acto knife. You can cut the pieces into generic shapes like ovals, or cut out the silhouette of an object. If you need to have holes in the final piece (for attaching to keyrings, chains, etc.) punch holes in the piece before baking it. A standard hole punch works fine, but if the final hole needs to be really large, you should cut it out with a knife


Preheat the oven to 300º F — toaster ovens work just as well as big ones for this. Put a piece of parchment paper on a cookie sheet and arrange the plastic pieces on it so they’re not touching each other. Place another sheet of parchment paper on top. Don’t bake the plastic on bare metal — it’ll stick. If you don’t have a cookie sheet, a piece of cardboard will work instead (just don’t forget about it and burn your apartment down). Bake the wee plastic-y beasties for approximately 2-5 minutes. It’s best to turn on the oven light and watch to see when they’re done (also it’s kinda neat to watch). The plastic will curl up, then flatten out. Don’t remove the baking sheet until the pieces have flattened (and don’t forget to use an oven mitt). If they’re still a tiny bit curled when you take them out, you can flatten them with a spatula if you work quick. Use gloves if you handle the plastic pieces before they’re cool.

HOW TO MAKE MAGNETS Fridge magnets are probably the easiest thing to make out of little plastic photos. Make a few round or oblong-shaped photos, bake them as described above, and glue magnets to the back of them. Totally easy, but totally useful.

HOW TO MAKE A ZIPPER PULL Fabulous sweatshirt, boring zipper: the age-old dilemma. Fix it by making yourself a clever new zipper pull! Choose a tall, narrow photograph and crop to make it even longer and thinner. Resize the photo (a 2-inch long zipper pull will have to be printed at least 4 inches tall) and print it out. Cut it out and punch a hole near the top of the picture. When baked and shrunken and done, attach the piece to your zipper using a metal jump ring (or bend a paper clip and use that). Voila! One-of-a-kind sweatshirt, all for you.

HOW TO MAKE EARRINGS Earrings: holy freaking moley are they easy to make. Make two round photos and punch a hole in the top of each one. When they’re done, slip them onto a pair of hoops and you’re finished. Try big hoops with tiny little discs or wee little hoops with big ol’ plastic discs: they’ll all look good. HOW TO MAKE A NECKLACE To make a horizontal necklace, make a wide oblong photo and punch holes in each side. Once it’s baked and finished, thread a fine chain through the holes, or attach jump rings to the holes and thread the chain through those. To make a vertical necklace, make a tall, narrow photo and punch a hole in the top. Attach a jump ring and slide it onto a chain. Done! Source:

http://photojojo.com/content/diy/shrink-plastic-photo-jewelry/

 I still love you baby boy.

Oh lord.

I just want to get my life rollin', get things movin'. I'm working, but ... I'll just do a good job, but you know.

I am writing to no one.

I hate having such cynical views of people. I don't feel friendly, or someone that would be easy to talk to, I am always being put on blast how I seclude myself from groups of people, though I have 'valid' reasons, they are excuses.

I really reallly want to go hiking or just somewhere really scenic, maybe a bicycle ride, thsoe are so liberating, I want to feel free, I want that cliche, running or having the wind and just spreading my arms, closing my eyes, and absorbing it all into my skin and mind. Maybe soon.

I can actually say, I slightly dislike life, not that I want to be dead, but being  a live is not really appealing, because haha I don't feel like I am living. Woe is me, oh boo hoo. It's all good. 

 Hmmmm... 

Livin' a lazy life, don't know if that is good or bad, Im leaning towards the latter. 

Though it's hard to believe when thoughts and actions are filtered cynically



http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8064820.stm

 I am getting sick.

I wish people would be more sincere, nicer, and genuine.

I guess I will wish and start with myself. 

Do any of you have Flickr, those of you who have it posted on your LJ I have added as friends :)
 

 I am eating the tastiest, freshest strawberries I have ever had in my life. I bought them in downtown Upland.
I have a D in Philosophy; my bad, I did miss four quizzes, I am really lazy, it's horrible. Im sure I have a C/D in Humanities too. I'll do better, I will actually try, promise.
No wonder my bra was fitting tighter, I am getting big, I swear it's like I felt fine, then I got these reality goggles. 

 I feel like every one is fucking with me. My mouse is skipping words. Hmmmmmm, well once I pasted that text. 

Post as:hamandrye 


What is up with my keoboard. it is skipping words. 

H&M just gave me a phone interview, 25 percent discount, whaaa?

Let's see how this goes.

I still dislike myself right now  

My sleeping pattern is making me sad, to the point where I wouldn't be surprised if I'm crying. 

 Even Hitler was a vegetarian.

I have realized I get anxiety when I am fucking up (even more) in life. 

I like when you say my name love love. 



I don't know, just somevisual stimuli. 
I need to try. 

Live journal is getting way fancy. 

We have to enjoy our lives.

Memento Mori. Remember that. Remember that.

Bicycle ride, bowling, 21 choices, I need to learn how to work the gears on the bicycle, working too hard on flat ground.


We may be riding bicycles in Claremont soon, want to join me?

 
Does anyone know how to get to the top of Mt. Baldy? Im too lazy to look for the trial 411.